I think If You Were Gay is sort of affirming, and it's one of the least offensive moments of the show. I agree with OurTime. I'm gay and maybe I'm hopelessly naive, but I think If You Were Gay is one of the cutest, sweetest songs I've ever heard. I can't imagine a gay person taking offense. Maybe I didn't "get" the scene, but it appears to me that:
1. Rod is (maybe) gay and closeted.
2. Nicky, his friend, is perceptive enough to guess that this (maybe) is the case.
3. Nicky is also perceptive enough to observe that, if Nicky is gay, Nicky is not comfortable with admitting it.
4. Nicky makes a point to let Rod know that he is not the least bit bothered by gay people and that he hopes Rod would be comfortable being himself in front of him (Nicky). HOW SWEET!!
I'm serious, guys. As someone who literally had anxiety attacks wondering if my friends would hate me if I came out to them, I would have given anything for a friend like Nicky. I almost cried at Nicky's sweet, if somewhat awkward, attempt to let Nicky know that he would always be his friend, sexual orientation be damned. I think it is one of most tender songs in Q or any show and I LOVE it!
Now, in conclusion, let me leave you with the wise words of Rod's friend Nicky:
I'M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU.
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
AND HERE I'D STAY,
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY
IT'S IN YOUR DNA
YOU'RE GAY!
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Updated On: 6/24/05 at 09:10 PM