I just need to say this, and as succinctly as possible. Keep in mind that I have not seen "Billy Elliot" and saw "Shrek" completely FREE of charge, so I have no axe to grind...
I have never thoroughly *loathed* anything meant for entertainment - a show, a television program, a film - the way I loathed more than 80% of the time spent watching "Shrek." There were groans around me as well - it was hardly just me. I would not bring a young child to see it, either, as I believe any message it tries to impart becomes not only more than a tad hypocritical but buried deep, DEEP, within the show's weak, unentertaining mix full of hollowed-out Stephen Schwarz rip-offs.
When I heard the song "Freak Flag" I was waiting for Ashton Kutcher to leap out from somewhere - "let's put as many trite, politically correct phrases into a dance song as we possibly can!" Just imagine - "We're wood, we're good, get used to it!" - when I heard that line uttered I just could not believe it.
Sutton doesn't have enough time to show off her voice, and when she does I wish she would keep it to herself. She brings absolutely zero charm to Princess Fiona. The relationship between Shrek and Donkey seems a little unscrupulous, to put it mildly, far removed from that of the film.
I think the moment I knew the show had no chance to redeem itself, if the embarrassing "Morning Song" was not enough, was the three characters, one of them a princess, trying to out-burp each other. It's juvenile in an animated film, but simply shocking on the stage. Who wants to pay $100 to see this?
I will say that "Big Bright Beautiful World" and "Who I'd Be" are quite pretty, and even manage to be a little moving because James is a strong actor, but still feel like Steven Schwarz retreads.
Also, I have to say that I absolutely will be happy in the event that Christopher Sieber wins his Tony for this show. He is positively the BEST aspect of it, in my critique. Every moment he was on stage was full of fun. He completely holds the audience's attention. Like myself, I know many in the audience who were not happy to be there actually smiled during the moments he was out on stage. Without him, the show would need intense life support. Heavy duty.
I went in not expecting something positive or negative, but hoping for a bright, original, catchy score grafted onto the script of the original movie with perhaps some eye-catching effects that altogether translates well to the stage. What I got instead was an over 2-hour dentist's appointment. I don't think I could be paid to sit in a theatre and see this show again, even if it were the last show on broadway, which, I emphasize, it is not.
As far as I'm concerned, there is a lot of covering up going on with the show. They absolute need the fire-breathing dragon, the talking mirror, the puppeteers, the wooden nose that expands and contracts for comic effect - they need these to cover up the fact that the show has little if any substance.
I am not attacking those who enjoy the show, so please, no defensive posts, just discussion, if you like. I just had to let off some steam. I feel very strongly about this show. I would even sit through "Dracula the Musical" again, in a heartbeat, long before I would consider *touching* this show again.
2010
Feb. 28 - Looped, Feb. 28 - Next to Normal, March 4 - Hair, March 11 - A Little Night Music, March 24 - Time Stands Still, April 6 - La Cage Aux Folles, April 10 - Anyone Can Whistle (City Center), April 10 - Looped, May 9 - Enron, May 15 - A Little Night Music, May 15 - A Behanding In Spokane, May 30 - A Behanding In Spokane, May 30 - A Little Night Music, June 20 - A Little Night Music, June 23 - Red, June 23 - Sondheim on Sondheim, July 13 - A Little Night Music, July 18 - The Grand Manner (Lincoln Center)
Updated On: 5/13/09 at 11:07 AM