jayinchelsea said: "Went to Chicago specifically to see WAR PAINT, extremely disappointing, even after reading the less than rapturous reviews for the show. Yes, Patti and Christine were great, and in great voice, but if the only laughs came from Patti's "funny" accent, and the score droned on all night (only song I liked was "If I'd Been a Man," touching and provocative), and Chis Gattelli was hired to do non-existent choreography for four non-dancing principals and a small ensemble that barely moved, and there was little or no drama to the "drama," then what's left? Any producer who would plunk down upwards of $10 million to bring this in without a total rewrite must be looking for a tax credit. Patti and Christine are not proven box office stars, such as Audra might be, and cannot withstand the critical drubbing this show would get in its present state.
Oh, and I am an older gay gentleman, and if this is any criteria, the show was an almost total bust. Aside from having the divas, who barely get to duel or have anything really fun and campy to say, the best thing about the show were the costumes. Wasn't it CAMELOT where they came out humming the scenery? We came out humming the dresses...
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