I've been pretty lucky to not see any truly terrible shows, but; Oklahoma! (Patrick Wilson revival) many great performances, just dreadfully long Bullets Over Broadway. Beautiful to look at but not engaging at all
"Grease," the fourth revival of the season, is the worst show in the history of theater and represents an unparalleled assault on Western civilization and its values. - Michael Reidel
The worst show I ever saw was Copacabana. It was a tour with Franc D'Ambrosio who was so miscast. I wanted Rico to shoot Lola instead. And as giggle worthy as Thou Shalt Not was -- you had to admit that you saw Norbert Leo Butz just shine through the show and become a star.
"Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around."
Leap of Faith Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark If/Then (the only time I've wanted to leave at intermission, didn't do so, and regretted not doing so) Wonderland
Christy Brinkley has no place within 100 feet of a Broadway stage. She couldn't sing, dance or speak and it appeared she could barely walk. They did a terrible disservice to hear by allowing her to get on stage.
I absolutely hated Chicago so much that I left during intermission. The music and movie were great, but the Broadway production is so boring. I also hated Spider-Man. I disliked (but didn't think were horrible) Bullets over Broadway and If/Then.
The only thing I've ever seen on Broadway that I truly couldn't find a redeeming quality in was the revival of Jekyll & Hyde, which is so unfortunate because I love the score based on the Warlow recording.
The Realistic Joneses comes in close second. Both were TDF tickets, and I still felt ripped off.
I've seen some stinkers in my time living in NYC. Urban Cowboy and Lestat come straight to mind. However only one show has ever had the honor to put me to sleep. I say "honor" because I'm an insomniac who regularly needs medication to go to sleep. In fact, typing this now I've been awake for two and a half days. That show was The Lion King.
Wonderland Good Vibrations Leap of Faith (tryout) Brooklyn - had a couple good songs, but otherwise a hot mess
"You drank a charm to kill John Proctor's wife! You drank a charm to kill Goody Proctor!" - Betty Parris to Abigail Williams in Arthur Miller's The Crucible
I've seen some rough national tours: Ghost, Catch Me If You Can, Camelot with Lou Diamond Phillips. The worst was seeing Chicago earlier this year with Paige Davis and John O'Hurley. If it were not for the fact that I paid $20 student tickets, I would have asked for a refund.
"I saw Pavarotti play Rodolfo on stage and with his girth I thought he was about to eat the whole table at the Cafe Momus." - Dollypop
I saw the pre-Broadway tryout of My One and Only in Boston. It was not ready to be seen by a paying audience, or any audience for that matter. It was like the actor's nightmare in which the actors don't know anything about the show they're in. But they went on anyway. Two weeks later it was a big hit in New York.