Dude that talks too much goes to this extremely American town to sell instruments. One uptight broad can see past his s***, dude falls in love with uptight woman. She changes her mind when her brother speaks normal. He ends up bumping into an old amigo. Some other salesman is trying to ruin the dude's street cred. Plus every woman in that town is super gossipy.
Some Spanish people are in the heights and they’re trying to get out of the heights but they can’t because the power goes out and two of them have sex.
Two robbers in the 1930's named Bonnet and Kid sing about their love of pictures and cars. Then they fall madly in love with each other in a sweepingly romantic story arc. Kid gets thrown in jail and cannot get a break, he ends up murdering his bully. Then they die after borrowing money from banks
blm2323 said: "newintown said: "Little girl gets kicked in the head by a horse, so her mother takes her to Italy to palm her off on an unsuspecting family."
First one to literally make me lol. I think the “palm her off” clinches it. Hahaha"
Sad American writer tells the tragic story of when he fell in love with a prostitute/performer in a nightclub/dance hall. There’s dancing, drinking, play writing, an elephant, and the color red. Lots and lots of red.
A soldier and his wife crash a house party. The soldier shoots at a lawyer which makes everyone fall in love with a different person. Then the party hostess dies. Curtain.
An old theatre is about to be torn down and a bunch of old time stars come to remember the good old days by encoring one of their starring numbers for the last time.
Off-topic, unless you count the various stage productions of the classic book and film, but this TV listing description went viral when it was printed a couple decades back and always cracks me up:
"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again."