It's a show that always remints itself. The iconic film disappointed some when it came out -- those who missed the entire excised Fraulein Scheinder plotline and its evocative numbers (I was one, as a teenager; I've since re-evaluated everything about it) -- which people forget. The Fosse Cabaret is its own (wonderful) animal, as is the Mendes, which was never quite the same without Richardson to me, but that, too, is a minority opinion. We'll always welcome a new one. Bring this iteration over as is, dark, scary, and very 2024.
Idea for Sally: Julia Garner. Hey, she was gonna play Madonna. Bet she could pull off the vocals.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling