If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phone book? — Page 3

#51

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 12:58pm

And I'd love to see some duets of anonymous classifieds.

The personals ads would be the best. My friends and I entertain ourselves reading the "I saw you..." ads. Yes, we're a strange lot.

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#52

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 1:24pm

If Philip Quast and Anthony Warlow wanted to team up and give it a bash, I'd even stretch to buying a premium seat. God bless the Aussies. ^_^

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#53

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 1:30pm

The late Richard Burton, George C. Scott, Robert Preston, Ethel Merman(singing). Living: Tyne Daly, Anthony Newley(with all his quirkiness).
The one thing these people have in common is an incredible stage presence--they own the stage when they are on.

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"Madam Rose...and her daughter...Gypsy!"

Updated On: 4/7/07 at 01:30 PM

#54

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 1:30pm

I spent 110 dollars to see Julia Roberts, which was like listening to her read the phonebook But I might do it for Judi Dench or Norbert.

#55

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 1:53pm

Will Chase

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Megan Mullally as Karen Walker on Will and Grace: "Tell me more. Tell me more. Like does he have a car?"

#56

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 2:04pm

Ian McKellen opened his performance of A KNIGHT OUT by reading a long entry from Roget's Thesaurus, complete with lots of onomatopoeia. Not only was the audience riveted, but it also served as a fairly complete vocal warm-up for the evening's performance.

#57

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 2:15pm

Kristin Chenoweth. I am sure I would not be able to breathe afterwards from laughing so hard.

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Updated On: 4/7/07 at 02:15 PM

#58

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 2:17pm

Stephen Colbert. You KNOW it'd be hilarious.

#59

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 2:20pm

Matthew Morrison
Jennifer Holliday
Patti Lupone

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#60

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 2:21pm

Idina Menzel and Meryl Streep

#61

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 2:21pm

I can only think of one that I would actually pay full price to see- Michael Arden. I would listen to him sing anything.

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#62

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 2:47pm

Raul Esparza...it would essentially be a one man show, and his reactions to names and little ad-libs would be hilarious.

#63

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 5:20pm

The late Ian Richardson.

#64

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 5:23pm

Bob Martin would be pretty swell.

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All the lights are misty in the river
In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight
And all I see is him and me forever and forever."

#65

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 5:24pm

Beth Leavel or Stephanie J. Block.

#66

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 7:18pm

I would have to go with Alan Rickman. I love the man's voice, I'd probably listen to him read/perform anything.

#67

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 7:35pm

Patti LuPone
Judy Garland
Gwen Verdon

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There wouldn't be lights bright enough!

#68

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 7:45pm

NOBODY. EVER

How stupid.

skingdom out.

#69

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 7:51pm

James Earl Jones

#70

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 8:43pm

Stephen Colbert and Amy Sedaris

that would be hillarious.

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#71

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 10:17pm

Wow. What a strange question...I don't know if I'd really want to pay to see anyone.
But I guess Norbert Leo Butz could make that pretty entertaining...

#72

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 10:32pm

Renee Goldsberry, Tyler Perry as Madea, and Norm Lewis

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#73

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 10:46pm

Adam Pascal. Knowing him, he would do a commentary on people's names or something.

The cast of Spring Awakening. Just because I love them.

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-Gilda Radner

#74

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 10:57pm

definitely agree with some of these..

Barbara Streisand
Norbert Leo Butz
Megan Mulalley

out of placers:
Johnny Gallagher
Hugh Jackman

[i said they were out of place and they are.. it's just that i would pay to see them in anything hahaha.. okay, i'm a little sad i admit it, alright?! =P]

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#75

If tickets were full priced, who would you ACTUALLY watch read the phon

Posted: 4/7/07 at 11:16pm

Carol Burnett and Julie Andrews.

Updated On: 4/8/07 at 11:16 PM