This play is aggressively bad, no doubt about it.
1hr 45 minutes straight of banter, with no real plot to speak of, and all for the big reveal (spoiler alert!): we don't want our parents to die, and its hard to watch them get older. Mind blown!
How does this get produced? I don't know. I guess with stars attached, and Nathan Lane is that star: the piece takes off whenever hes on stage, and he elevates second rate sitcom humor to watchable like no one else can. When he steps off stage, the air goes out the balloon and QUICK.
I've seen Zoe Wanamaker burn up a stage but this role doesn't allow for it. She gets meatier stuff towards the end, but for most of it she shuffles on/off the stage as background noise to the two others. Underwritten and ignored. Burstein fares the worst-- I've never seen him hit a false note before, but I found his character absolutely insufferable. He is given a touching closing scene, but it comes outta left field and cant redeem what I found to be the unbearable 100 minutes prior.
And as bad as it is as a piece of writing, its ruined further by being staged at Studio 54; I can't think of a worse match between production/theater. This belongs--if anywhere--off bway, in an intimate space, shaved down as a vehicle for a quiet narrator to let Nathan Lane do his thing. He does it brilliantly.