Have any of y'all seen the poster for this show? It screams Billy Elliot. I would post a picture of it but this website is fighting me tooth and nail to post it so, you can see it on the Broadway in Chicago website.
The average show to open doesn't sell well EIGHT months in advance -- things like DEH, The Band's Visit and Hamilton did because there was buzz from the off-Broadway productions. This is an unknown entity except for its title/movie.
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"You forget that the show is opening in August which is eight months away."
Another odd choice, August is the downward slide into September not the best in terms of Bway grosses. When I saw that I assumed they either were aiming to be a popular hit based on the title or a critics darling (and that doesn't always turn back the tide of low attendance weeks)
Tom5 said: "Sweet Charity worked for among many, many reasons a great score and a sad ending. My best advice: No jokes."
I agree Tom. The original Pretty Woman called $3000 wasnt a comedy and ended with Roberts (whose character had a drug problem in the original script) being thrown out of Gere's car. It ended with her and Viv going to Disney World.
The musical will have tonal issues that rival Carrie.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
I think it is a bit of a gamble as well. So much invested already. However, I think you could blame low ticket sales on the fact that they just started rehearsals yesterday. So how can you buy a ticket for a show when there are not even rehearsal clips?? Hard to justify really.
Also, Jerry Mitchell is a personal fav. I just love a director/choreo combo because it's just all one thought and vision. Cannot wait to see his execution, either way.
It's not like I'm against feminist musicals. But that's so clearly not Pretty Woman. You can't make it a thing it's so clearly not. Why not adapt something else or write something new?
If you know anything about the original script, you'll know it's a miracle they managed to twist that into a romance in the first place.
The changes make it sound like the audience will be left wondering why this highly capable person is a prostitute to begin with. And by prostitute, I mean streetwalker, not sex worker or sugar baby. Vivian was already a little unbelievable in the movie. This feels like a complete fantasy... and a weird one.
Also, yes, why are there no women on the creative team? Maybe they realized this was a bad idea.
Why not just make a whole new musical with a different title and just say it’s inspired by. Name recognition, as we’ve learned, doesn’t help anyone. Look at “The Band’s Visit” and “Fun Home.” No one knows those source materials.
Because "Pretty Woman" is a highly commercial brand name that everyone knows. If, as indicated here, they had gone with the original title "$3,000" and staged it at, say, The Public I know I'd want to see it.
Dallas Theatre Fan said: "I would post a picture of it but this website is fighting me tooth and nail to post it so, you can see it on the Broadway in Chicago website."
Not trying to threadjack, but I had this problem just now and I can't figure out what's going wrong. I've successfully posted images to this board many times in the past.
This millennium's flop musicals with famous titles:
Jane Eyre The Adventures of Tom Sawyer Urban Cowboy Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Dracula Little Women Tarzan The Wedding Singer The Woman in White High Fidelity Legally Blonde Cry-Baby The Little Mermaid Young Frankenstein Xanadu 9 to 5 A Tale of Two Cities Shrek American Idiot The Addams Family Catch Me If You Can Priscilla Queen of the Desert Sister Act Women On the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown Bonnie and Clyde Ghost Leap of Faith A Christmas Story Bring It On Big Fish Bullets Over Broadway Rocky The Bridges of Madison County An American in Paris Doctor Zhivago Finding Neverland Honeymoon in Vegas The Last Ship American Psycho Amélie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Groundhog Day
Not to be nitpicky (but I like being nitpicky), but was The Last Ship a famous title? Sting was ,of course, but did that title exist before he wrote the musical (even though it was inspired by The Soul Cages album) ?
I also wouldn’t count A Christmas Story since it was only a holiday show and it probably recouped by now with the numerous tours it’s done.
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And let's not forget that a flop on Broadway is often not the end of the line anymore- with at least a few of those shows, tours and innumerable professional, regional and amateur productions have recouped many of the producers' losses.
Broadway failings aside, it's hard to compare all of those: you can't find a new production of "The Woman in White" to save your life, but I doubt you have to travel more than twenty miles to see "Shrek" or "Legally Blonde." The Disney Workshops production model has changed the game, to the point that some shows (and no doubt some producers with a canny contract model) see the New York run as secondary to the afterlife in licensing.
This is true, but just saying the big hits of the past few years have all been new original works or obscure titles. I think the title "Pretty Woman: The Musical" will actually turn a lot of buyers off. It just sounds cheesy.
Conversely, this millennium's hits with famous titles:
The Producers Thoroughly Modern Millie Hairspray Wicked (up for debate...) The Color Purple (original) Mary Poppins Billy Elliot Newsies Once Matilda Kinky Boots Aladdin School of Rock Waitress (also up for debate) A Bronx Tale Anastasia (not a hit yet, but seems probable)
The more I look at this list, the more I question whether it actually says anything; just a little more than twice the "famous name" musicals flopped financially on Broadway (ignoring the fact that many of the flops have been lucrative in licensing).
Would a list of "original" or "obscure" musicals show the same one-third hit, two-third flop breakdown? Is that a typical average for Broadway shows in general in the twenty-first century?
Worth a few minutes research (I'm only looking at original book shows, not revues or revivals):
Flops without the "famous title" (65)
A Class Act Seussical By Jeeves Sweet Smell of Success (or is this "famous?" Thou Shalt Not A Year With Frog and Toad (or is this "famous?" Amour Dance of the Vampires Bombay Dreams Caroline or Change Never Gonna Dance Taboo All Shook Up Brooklyn Good Vibrations The Frogs Hot Feet In My Life Lennon Lestat Curtains Grey Gardens (famous?) Lovemusik Fame Becomes Me The Pirate Queen A Catered Affair Glory Days Passing Strange [title of show] 13 The Story of My Life Everyday Rapture Fela! Million Dollar Quartet Baby It's You Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson The People in the Picture The Scottsboro Boys Wonderland Lysistrata Jones Nice Work If You Can Get It Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark Chaplin Hands On a Hardbody Motown Rodgers + Hammerstein's Cinderella (recouped on tour) Scandalous First Date If/Then Soul Doctor Holler If You Hear Me It Shoulda Been You Something Rotten The Visit Allegiance Amazing Grace Bright Star Disaster Shuffle Along Tuck Everlasting Bandstand Paramour In Transit Natasha, Pierre & The Great Comet of 1812 War Paint
Hits sans "famous title" (21)
Mamma Mia Avenue Q The Boy From Oz Spamalot 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee The Light in the Piazza Jersey Boys The Drowsy Chaperone Spring Awakening (famous?) In The Heights Next to Normal Rock of Ages Memphis The Book of Mormon A Gentleman's Guide to Love & Murder Beautiful Fun Home Hamilton On Your Feet Dear Evan Hansen Come From Away
Remember when they tried to make GIGI less creepy, then realized that a significant portion of the audience finds sex work inherently creepy no matter how many press releases declare that your leading lady is a feminist? That sounds like this.
I get why they want to exploit the existing IP. And I'm not saying this would make it a success. But it seems like it would make more sense to lean into the original, problematic as it is, or sanitize it so it's all romance instead of trying to trick people into thinking this story is empowering and feminist. 'Cause it's not. It's super not.
I hope they at least consulted with some SWs on this- I think that's the only people who can actually say how they feel about this material and what it says and does.
I think the Gigi comparison is spot on -- heck you wouldn't be in left field saying that Pretty Woman as a modern day Gigi. (Which I had never considered before.)
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