I went to the opening last night and while this wasn’t one of the worst things I’ve ever seen in my life, it definitely is one of the most disappointing. Now I’ve said here, so people know, this film is one of my all-time favorite films, if not my favorite. I had a friend involved with the original run in 2017 and he stopped me from flying out to see it because he knew it wasn’t worth my doing that. But I had been hoping in the almost 10 years since that, that the material could be worked on and improved. Again, I never saw it in Seattle so I don’t know what it was like there, but I can’t imagine it being “worse” than this.
The show itself has the right look, at least. It’s big and bright - they obviously spent money on this one. But some of the changes to the already perfect story were bizarre to me. Off the top of my head, the building up and changing of the Toby character was awful. Toby is a fun side character, nobody needs to see more of him (now) than we originally did. The show is about Romy and Michele. If they felt the need to build up a character it needed to be Heather. Speaking of those two, changing the line from “F*ck Off” to “Piss Off”, for me, is unforgivable. It’s one of the best and most quoted lines from the film. I have a huge poster hanging on my wall that Garofalo signed to me saying that in huge letters. Its iconic.
But that’s just a couple of the changes that didn’t make sense to me. Add to all that a truly mediocre and forgettable score - if you paid me, I couldn’t think of a single line of a song from last night - and you have a musical that just leaves you wondering what the point is.
But also, watching Pascal Pastrana‘s entrance as Billy Christianson, I immediately thought “THAT MAN NEEDS TO PLAY ROCKY”. His body is A)incredible B)The exact type Rocky should be in TRHS.
But yeah, just some thoughts. Now let’s fold scarves.