Hilarious Comments Overheard By Tourists and Audience Members — Page 67

I just sold a ticked to Mandy Patinkin and Patti Lupone at the Prince, and this older gentleman shares with me that he has been a fan of Mandi's since his days in "Evita" when he played the role of Cher.

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Updated On: 10/26/07 at 01:21 PM

Wednesday night at Spring Awakening during Intermission:
Old Lady: Isn't this just horrible?
Old Man: I Know.. They are just doing it!
Old Lady: Hunny lets leave, this is a disgrace.


After the Show:
Old Lady: Did you see those two guys kissing?
Old Man: Hun, they weren't kissing... they were playing.
Old Lady: Oh that makes sense now... But it was still a waste of money, this was horrible.

*laughs to self while leaving the o'neil*




another thing:
when i was trying out on thursday for a choir group...
girl: omg like wicked is amazingg!
me: ugh ya it was pretty good.
girl: i saw it 12 times.
me: oh with who?
girl: idina menzel... shes still in it.
me: uh no shes not... steph is in.
girl: ugh no she isn't! get your facts straight... i just saw her last week.
me: um okay don't believe me.
girl: it was like so amazing everytime i see it i cry, especially in defying gravity.
me: ugh you cry when you see someone go on a cherry picker?
girl: shut up, cries, walks away.


AHAHAH PRICLESS!!

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In the current Les Miserables, during Lovely Ladies there was a kid, probably about 10 with his dad, behind me and we were in row B on the sides. For some unknown reason the kid starts repeating the words he hears singing, nothing bad really, until one of the "whores" brings one of the "sailors" in front of us and says "do you really want to have sex? feel good?" and the kid just said it and we all looked at each other. Hahaha, I thought it was rather funny.

Stagehands working the picket line at Legally Blonde had a gentleman come up to them and say:
"Thank you guys! I didn't want to see this thing anyway! My wife dragged me to it!"

My mom about Pygmalion:
"Eliza Doolittle!? Is this the sequel to Dr. Doolittle?"

:shakes head in shame:
even after we saw the show she was confused. she was like, "But I don't understand why her name is Doolittle. That's the same as Dr. Doolittle." or something like that. lmao.

The first time I saw Grey Gardens, intermission time came and the woman behind me kept saying, "Isn't this about Jackie Kennedy? When does Jackie come on? Is she in the next act?"

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*Sorry double post*

Updated On: 11/16/07 at 09:57 PM

I agree with Allie. That may be the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.

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kay this is when I went to go see The Color Purple. This women sat down and I swear she must of been racist.
WOMEN: Have you seen this show?
ME: YEs 3 times. Its a good show.
WOMEN: ITs not like the movie is it?
ME: Its simalar but it has some differneces I guess. Why not a fan of the movie?
WOMEN: No. The cast was bad.
ME: Ooh well I thought it was good but not everyone has to like Whoopi
WOMEN: Ooh no, it wasnt that. They shouldnt have hired blacks to play white parts
ME: Ummm you have got...!(MY aunt cuts me off before I can say anymore. I WANTED TO DECK THAT WOMEN.)

What the...? Were they serious?

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Outside of RENT a guy talking to his girlfriend about the end of the show.

Guy: I could've sworn she died the last time I saw this. (meaning Mimi)

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yea that women sounded pretty serious to me. I REALLY wanted to knock her out. But one, thats illegal, two, i would of been kicked out, and three, well...i dont feel like getting raped in prison lol
but seriously, she not only sounded like a *BEEP* but looked like one to. She left 1/2 through act one. Bitch

Updated On: 11/17/07 at 11:13 PM

"So the Nether lenders are suing the stagehands"

ps am i only only person who noticed the misplaced modifier in the title of this thread?

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The tourists didnt overhear the comments, they commented.

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