I haven’t read the whole thread, so I apologize if this has been covered/mentioned, but I would strongly advise against the furthest-downstage “onstage” seats at tables. Firstly, they’re absolutely not onstage and shouldn’t be sold for those prices. You’re essentially on the orchestra level (yes, there’s a small lip, but come on), sitting against/directly below what there is of an apron, and so you’re craning your neck upward for the whole thing. Secondly, you get a lot of bright lights in your eyes. Thirdly, you’re maneuvering your view directly through various parts of the railings, and with a show with this much movement, you feel a little whiplashed by the end.
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