Hilarious Comments Overheard By Tourists and Audience Members — Page 61

"(Of course then one of the girls weith him opened hers and said "Oh...it's some girl named Audra McDonald."

Oh, they just committed the ultimate blasphemy!!!!!

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this was said by an old lady last night during company about Raul.. "he is holding his manly bossum" um ok..

Last night (6/14) at Pirate Queen's night performance, one of the ladies sitting behind my mother and myself had an interesting reason for why the show was closing:

"Did you see how large the cast was? That's why it's closing--they can't pay all of them!"

My mother and I looked at each other, held in our laughter until we were out of the theatre and on the 1 train.

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Well, that's not wholly unreasonable... isn't that why many people say Coram Boy closed when it did?

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When I was waiting at the Wicked stage door a few weeks ago for Julia Murney to come out I was listening to these 2 friends talking about why it was taking so long for her to come out.

Girl 1: Well, She has to paint her WHOLE BODY green. Then she has to wash it all off, so that's why she's taking so long.
Girl 2: Her whole body? Wow that's gotta take a while. What could they possibly use to get her whole body green every night?
Girl 1: I think it's like a finger-paint. I heard Crayola made it specially for Wicked. I think Crayola's one of their sponsers.
Girl 2: Oh, that makes sense.

Maybe I just found that funny cause I know so much about Wicked, but I'm NOT kidding. She actually said it was fingerpaint from Crayola. Plus the fact that she said her whole body had to be painted struck me as funny too.

this was said by an old lady last night during company about Raul.. "he is holding his manly bossum" um ok..

lol! what the hell...what part did she say that during?

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I must say these stories make may day!! keep them coming!!

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This is my favorite of all time-at the wicked stage door a couple of weeks ago..

Sebastin Arcelus is signing playbills and a girl goes "Thank you, congrats on your engagement! When are you and Stephen getting married?" He paused for a second. Looked around and said "Her name is Stephanie" and you can tell who the real broadway fans were because we were laughing.

Updated On: 6/16/07 at 09:16 PM

My friend Rachel went on a New York Trip and she told me this story.

Rachel: So we're walking past this place called company. There are all these people standing around yelling "PAUL, PAUL!!!"
Me: They we're stage dooring, his name is "Raul" and the musical is called "Company".
Rachel: RAUL!!!That's ridiculous Shut up, his name was Paul.
Me: No.
Rachel: How would you know, you weren't even there.
Me: ...

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Well, maybe if Don Quixote's dead body rose up to heaven on a giant tire, it would be ALMOST as good as Cats.

a girl sitting next to me at Spring Awakening in the front row after intermission---

"oh....my....god, that main guy's ass!"
"I know, have you ever seen such a pale ass?"
"Haha, NO! They should make him tan or something"

ok that made me die laughing...

I was on my way to the restroom during intermission at Company yesterday and as I stood in the isle I heard a woman sitting in her seat talking to another audience member.

"Isn't this a revival of Sweeney Todd?"
"No, this is Company."
"But isn't it a revival of something?"
"Yes, Company"

The person answering the questions seemed confused by the woman’s stupidity. And rightfully so.


I was also lucky enough to get to listen to some of the worst Spring Awakening fangirl conversations (and that is saying alot!) before the show, during intermission and on the way out of the theater from the two girls next to me.