What can you expect from these critics? They suck.
"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one".
-Felicia Finley-
"The best heckle so far of the post-pandemic Broadway era happened last Friday night, when Prince Charles (Roe Hartrampf) snarled at Princess Diana (Jeanna de Waal), “All you’ve ever done is marry me” during the shamelessly bonkers, somewhat terrible, and utterly mesmerizing Diana: The Musical (Longacre Theatre, booking to November 2022).
The silence and a few shocked sighs that followed were broken by a lone male voice from the audience.
“F*CK off!” this voice from the dark said straight at Prince Charles, earning a smattering of applause and laughs."
Sounds like a show that might actually be improved with audience interaction...and outright mockery? Green noted the same, so maybe that's how they can/should sell it.
(But the comments there offer another vote for the real problem being mean people being mean to poor musicals that are trying so hard, both taking and tearing them apart no less:
alisa.vincent209
3 HOURS AGO
"I loved Netflix’s “Diana the Musical” it’s sad when someone takes apart something that they worked really hard on to portray her and tear it apart." )
I feel like Jesse Green perfectly explains here why I just never found any need to see anything based on her life. I never really feel like they're getting the real story, only what they can gather based on headlines and other people's memoirs:
"The Princess of Wales, in her short life and long death, has been dragooned into any number of commercial entertainments, including memoirs by her household staff, thinly sourced biographies, a multiseason story line on “The Crown” and, most recently, the movie “Spencer.” Whether middlebrow or low, these works reshape Diana to their own needs, borrowing her familiar, eventful yet unknowable story to sell mere gossip as relatable real-life tragedy."
"Hey little girls, look at all the men in shiny shirts and no wives!" - Jackie Hoffman, Xanadu, 19 Feb 2008
Well, if they wind up leaning into audience participation, I'm calling this The Royal Horror Picture Show, which -- judging by the reviews -- is as apt a descriptor as any.
(But the comments there offer another vote for the real problem being mean people being mean to poor musicals that are trying so hard, both taking and tearing them apart no less:
alisa.vincent209
3 HOURS AGO
"I loved Netflix’s “Diana the Musical” it’s sad when someone takes apart something that they worked really hard on to portray her and tear it apart." )
Sorry -- but this is REAL life. There aren't any trophies given out for participation and "trying hard". People (especially professional critics) are allowed to be "mean" and Broadway is not a "safe space". End of rant.
Just sad. Whatever you think of her, she was a real person. Sometimes it seems like people forget that. Like this creative team, for instance. I mean, did they honestly think this was good work? Damn!
Is it really possible that they all think the show is fantastic?"
That's what I wonder. Jeanna de Waal has a great voice. I would not call her a great actress, but she could become one. Is she really going to throw her career down the toilet?
Impeach2017 said: "Someone should start a thread on shows that not only survived a savage critical onslaught, but flourished. (I'm not saying this will be one of them.)"
Wicked and the original Les Misérables immediately come to mind.
Is it really possible that they all think the show is fantastic?"
I can’t read it, but having been in some clunkers, sometimes you’re just so involved and so close to it you aren’t thinking of every little lyric and stuff. Also, she’s the lead and wants to work, so what else would she say but positive things? Especially since she’s currently in it and it’s still running.
I once wrote (and suppressed) a review so caustic and savage it began with this line: “You've heard the old saw about a show so terrible that everyone in it should be banned from the stage? This production is a step beyond: a show so terrible that everyone involved in the production should be euthanized for the sake of the theatre.”
Jordan Levinson said: "Impeach2017 said: "Someone should start a thread on shows that not only survived a savage critical onslaught, but flourished. (I'm not saying this will be one of them.)"
Wickedand the originalLes Misérablesimmediately come to mind."
Oh god, again to the Wicked martyrs, the show got nowhere near to a "critical onslaught". Most reviews had something positive to say about iy.
Listen, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is "artistic". - JANICE
The show… is a embarrassingly horrid mess. Shame on all involved. Jenna, pack up your dressing room and get on the 1st flight back to England and deny u were ever involved in the show. Everyone else, run for the hills.
unclevictor said: "The show… is a embarrassingly horrid mess. Shame on all involved. Jenna, pack up your dressing room and get on the 1st flight back to England and deny u were ever involved in the show. Everyone else, run for the hills."
Jeanna, I'm sure, is what you meant. I'm not saying this show isn't a heinous mess, but if there's anything I've learned about terrible shows, look at the material itself...not the actors. This poor cast is working with some of the most god awful material in recent memory, and I'm sure we all know there's been some...duds. I know it's an actors' job to make the material work, but that can only be taken so far. In the end, there is material out there that not even Streep herself could make work, so I'm not about place blame on actors when the real culprit is usually terrible material. Actors still need to be supported by good material to use, and going all "go back to where you came from' isn't something that should be thrown Jeanna's way. Or the rest of the cast for that matter. She, and they, are just trying to work in the worst time to find a job in recent show business history like everyone else. Regrettably, this is a double whammy for Jeanna. I can't even fathom playing such a beloved figure AND having to do it with some of the worst material in such a high profile way. At least The Crown is good writing, regardless of some of its historical inaccuracies.
I'm planning on seeing Spencer which looks like it could actually be great in many respects, but once this show closes, and I imagine it'll be pretty fast, I reeeaalllyy think Princess Di should be allowed to rest in much deserved peace and not dredge up her corpse again and again, much like that one review stated. No one really has been able to get her story right, because it really is a tall order for all involved. There's just still a lot of unknowns surrounding it.
That said...truly, what was anyone involved actually expecting review-wise for this? I really would love to know who actually told the creatives that this was a good idea, let alone a good show to greenlight at all. I can't imagine the cast truly believes it's good, but you know...P.R. and all that. I swore I'd never again judge a show before I saw it after I saw SpongeBob, it truly was just a fluffy, fun gem, but the show knows that, so it never took itself too seriously. This is the exact opposite, Netflix made me want to see it in person less that I already did.
"This poor cast is working with some of the most god awful material in recent memory, and I'm sure we all know there's been some...duds. I know it's an actors' job to make the material work, but that can only be taken so far. In the end, there is material out there that not even Streep herself could make work, so I'm not about place blame on actors when the real culprit is usually terrible material. Actors still need to be supported by good material to use, and going all "go back to where you came from' isn't something that should be thrown Jeanna's way. Or the rest of the cast for that matter. She, and they, are just trying to work in the worst time to find a job in recent show business history like everyone else."
Before any actor signs up to do a show, I would think they were allowed to read book and hear some of the songs ( if I am wrong than I apologize). What possessed any of them to think this was not horrible and even many changes would not fix this "turkey". I totally understand in these times you need to try and work in anything you can but this must be torture for the cast.